I am really sorry. Truly. I’m better than this. But not right at this moment.
Just so you know, I’ve already received a lot of payback for being so shallow. For instance, the last guy that hit on me looked like this (Without the cute mouse. If he had that mouse, maybe I would have gone out with him.):
I’m not sure why I’m sharing all of these painful memories. I think I’m just waiting for all of that pain to be rewarded some day.
Rewards, please hurry.
Gravity is closing in fast.